In a bizarre 30-second Pfizer commercial, Stewart is shown in her kitchen sharpening a massive Samurai sword. As sparks fly, she looks into the camera and states: “You know that unwelcome guest everyone wishes would leave already? That’s COVID-19.”

She then angrily cuts the top off a pineapple and drops it in the garbage.

Then the words “got booster” pop up on the screen as Martha sits back in her kitchen relaxing after the beheading of the “unwelcome guest.”